Friday, January 30, 2009
1) The guy who stands up on the bus/metro when there's an empty seat next to you.
2) Anyone weird looking who is standing near you when you fart. Who do you think will get blamed for that one?
3) The person in front of you at the grocery store who buys way too much junk food. Suddenly, your cart isn't looking so bad.
4) The guy who asks the really awkward question that you wished you could ask someone. "So, how exactly did you get that giant scar on your face?"
5) The person driving in front of you who brakes a traffic law that you were considering breaking. "Well, I guess it's ok to make a U-turn here if that guy did it."