Friday, February 6, 2009

Advantages Of Being Homeless

1) No one ever engages you in small talk.

2) You never need to go furniture shopping.

3) You never get asked to donate money to charity.

4) You can drink as much as you want without worrying about having to drive home.

5) You never have to wake up to an alarm clock.

6) Cops don't scare you because going to jail is actually an upgrade.

7) You save a lot of money on soap.

1 comment:

Joosh said...

you never have to worry about those annoying car maintenance appointments (oil change, flat tires, tune ups.....gas)