Thursday, February 12, 2009

Questions Not To Ask On A Job Interview

1) If you die, will I get your job?

2) What exactly is your nap-time policy?

3) How often am I allowed to show up late?

4) Equal Opportunity Employment covers sex offenders, correct?

5) That black guy I saw when I walked in, he doesn't actually work here, does he?

6) How much more money per week do you pay when compared to Unemployment?

7) If I skip a few casual Fridays, can I save it all up for one really casual Friday?

1 comment:

Alex said...

I think this one is your best yet