Saturday, November 8, 2008
The 8 Best Excuses For Being Late To Work
1) Thought we were in China, so was like, 20 hours behind.
2) Had to make a stop at the strip club to pick up my wallet.
3) Was under the impression I could show up whenever I wanted to.
4) Had to touch the doorknob and car door 180 times each.
5) Took a long time debating whether or not to bring a gun and go on shooting spree, decided against it for the time being.
6) Got distracted by how much I hate my job.
7) It was raining in Utah, and I was worried it might carry over here.
8) Yeah? Well you try carrying this monkey everywhere!