Saturday, November 8, 2008

The 8 Best Excuses For Being Late To Work

1) Thought we were in China, so was like, 20 hours behind.

2) Had to make a stop at the strip club to pick up my wallet.

3) Was under the impression I could show up whenever I wanted to.

4) Had to touch the doorknob and car door 180 times each.

5) Took a long time debating whether or not to bring a gun and go on shooting spree, decided against it for the time being.

6) Got distracted by how much I hate my job.

7) It was raining in Utah, and I was worried it might carry over here.

8) Yeah? Well you try carrying this monkey everywhere!

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