Rarely Cited State Laws

1) New Jersey: It is illegal not to mention that you're from here to everyone you meet, regardless of how long you've known them.

2) Washington: If you own more than one house, you may connect your properties via personal monorail at the tax payer's expense.

3) Florida: People with ponytails are required to shower no more than twice per week.

4) Ohio: Oh, you don't want to know this one.

5) South Carolina: You may not drive any faster, or slower, than 48 miles per hour.

6) Iowa: If you suspect your neighbor is an alien, you are legally allowed to anally probe them without a warrant.

7) Maryland: Any property with more than one painting on the walls is an officially recognized museum.

8) Michigan: No one is allowed to question this law.

9) Vermont: Legally speaking, all of your bowel movements are taxable assets.

Top 12 State Mottos

1) Georgia: You can see beautiful, sunny Florida from our border.

2) Montana: Not named after the quarterback, but he's probably flown over here before.

3) Colorado: Some kid from your second grade class moved here.

4) California: As seen on TV.

5) New York: Named after the popular city.

6) Utah: Now accepting US currency.

7) Virginia: Where all your wildest dream come true... as long as they're all about driving a long distance to eat at a crowded Cracker Barrel.

8) Indiana: What's the worst that could happen?

9) Arizona: No, that's New Mexico you're looking at. Move your finger over a bit.

10) Delaware: Home of The University of Delaware.

11) North Dakota: If you heard about our many tourist attractions, you heard wrong.

12) Texas: Everything's bigger in Texas. Especially the shame of living here.