Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Least Successful Methods Of Getting A Date

1) Donating kidney to a single woman on the transplant waiting list.

2) Letting an extremely rare Magic card drop out of your pocket, slowly picking it up and saying, "Oh, how clumsy of me."

3) Having your therapist vouch for you.

4) Bragging about your Halo kill/death ratio.

5) Joining the army to prove to her dad that you aren't a no-good slacker.

6) Being yourself.

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