Saturday, December 20, 2008
Most Likely Causes of Death for Billionaires
1) Inheritance conspiracy plot.
2) Malfunctioning robot-servant attack.
3) Head trauma from diving into a pool of gold coins.
4) Defeated in battle while trying to save crime-infested city from super villains.
5) Dying the same way they made their fortune: wrestling gorillas.
6) Peasant uprising.