Saturday, December 20, 2008

Most Likely Causes of Death for Billionaires

1) Inheritance conspiracy plot.

2) Malfunctioning robot-servant attack.

3) Head trauma from diving into a pool of gold coins.

4) Defeated in battle while trying to save crime-infested city from super villains.

5) Dying the same way they made their fortune: wrestling gorillas.

6) Peasant uprising.

1 comment:

Tony Malinauskas said...

7)Forgetting to turn off money machine, drowning in own wealth.